Ok so today i was at work and this old man on my line strikes up a conversation about my t-shirt....as some of my friends have seen my "Cereal Killer" shirt b4 its not all that interesting to have a 5 min conversation about it!!!
Anyhow.....this old man starts off saying how its not everyday that he gets rung out by a cereal killer.....blah blah blah.....then he says that it was a cool idea to put on a t-shirt....blah blah blah.....then he goes into how levis....the jean company.....puts embroderies on the back pockets of tight jeans to draw attention to girls fannies....yes he said fannies!!!......ok ewww gross this guy was like 80 and decrepted looking.....not only that he said it was a good idea!!! double gross!!!
So then he decides to tell me that when he was younger and at a nudist colony...ewwww.....he ran into some girl and said to her....your body looks familiar, but i dont remember your face....triple gross!!!!....ok so that could have been a joke so i laughed....but still gross!!
Then as he left i realized that he kept complimenting me on my shirt and what it said which i have no problem with...but the writing was on my chest.......ewww horny old man staring at my chest..........that definitly takes the cake on GROSSNESS!!!!!
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