Summer's Gone

So yesterday was the official last day of camp.....tear....and most of us who mattered showed up at bowling last nite....ok last nite was awesome!

ok so the bowling part wasn't so hot....well i won the 1st game with a score of 82....the 2nd one i kinda dont remember.....thats cuz i was drinking.....and drinking fast i was....i got pretty drunk....i loved all the random pics i took last nite that was awesome

then there was the insane amounts of underage drinking i was providing to my co-workers....i think the only ones who got real drunk like me was kim and nick....kudos guys cuz i look less like an alcoholic

and then there was the penis i didnt get to see...damn i mean who doesnt want to see some random penis??

and finally mike you werent the only one who got sexually assaulted....cuz i have the pics to prove it :)

anyways thanks to all the QC staff that made this summer interesting....i woulda quit a long time ago if it werent for u guys

Madd Fakeness

So Guys whats up? its been a week since ive written....sorry i needed a lil break :) but im back!

So i had an interesting dream last nite about rosie.....yup rosie i hate that bitch.....well most people do around my neighborhood....so in this dream i apparently walk by her in a store and was talking to the people she was with but i honestly did know she was there and when since turned around and noticed me and chewed me out like Andre(duchebag) used to back in high school.....she started yelling i dont like you.....and i was like no shit.....i dont like your fake ass either....yea and that was about it but it prompted me to think about some other events that have been taking place recently ahem like people who like to put stuff under the table and no hold grugdes anymore but u kno they do


So i hate fake people....everyone knows them the ones who think they are hot shit and think they are the best people in the world.....they create their own special kind of drama so people will notice them since they have no real friends....and they have no real friends cuz they are fake and nobody likes to be around fake people....yes you are special....you are special cuz you are stupid and you dont get the time of day from me....im too old for this shit....go back to high school....and i dont have time for baby drama bullshit....go find someone who will pay attention to your bullshit....and i hope they are not suckers....although most of them will be....and i hope these people are just as shallow as you fuckers

ugh i have a list of names over the years of poeple who seriously need to kiss my ass

and yes i hate you fake fuckers

Crash & Burn

Hello my fellow readers, how is your weekend going....mine is just dandy:)

So last nite i went out and drank with Kim and some of her friends and had a great time....you find out interesting things about people when they are drunk and willing to reveal stories from their past....but its all good and fantastically awesome!

So the usual happened Elisa Got Drunk and danced on the bar with a skirt on.....i had shorts underneath you pervs.....i actually remembered my nite lol and it was all great fun.....cant wait to do it all again next week!

So moving along lets talk about my 3 projects

Homewrecker.....sigh....even tho someone else stole my project from under me it seems that no matter how hard i tried nothing would have worked.....i just dont get it

Red....double sigh......that i messed up on my own wits and have yet an oppurrtunity to fix it this summer and with the summer rapidly drawing to a close i think the likelihood of that happening is about slim to none....and to think i thought it was gonna be easy....i think i still deserve my $10 Kim

Spoon.....triple dipple sigh....only project currently in tow with the slightest chance of being completed....i have a cold heart most of the time but once in a while feelings come out and im stuck in a rock and a hard place and im wondering is it worth it?.....its like a hard thing to choose on and my options dont get any better as time passes....i really take on the words what you dont know cant hurt you....but i kno and it sux cuz i have a heart :( but i think i just might continue my mission afterall i am elisa :)

High Heat Set on Cool

So i feel a lil relaxed that today is friday....woo hoo but at the same time i am extremely tired

So apparently my Project Spoon has fallen into the hands of someone who is willing to help me without me asking for help :) thats always nice....a sista can use some help sometimes

And on that note i think i have a good chance now to make it work ;)

So i have a date tonite with my girlie Dawn to see Wedding Crashers and then grab some drinks afterwards but im tired so we'll see

And so i hear that My Friend Mike is having some lil shindig at his house and i didnt get invitied....i feel hurt :( but thats ok Mike i hope theres a good reason i wasnt invited....and i have plans anyways

On that note Adios for the weekend i'll post again on Monday, but if saturday nite with Kim turns out interesting maybe i'll post Sunday :)

Have a Great Weekend....and drink lots of Liquids ;)

Just Dandy

I'd Like to take a moment out to apologize to my readers for the retardedness and immaturity that has been taken place on my blog the past few days.....i have said my piece and moved on....just ignore any nonsense that doesnt come from me

So my Day has been Quite nice today some minor irritations but all is well

Lets see No Joseph at camp anymore WOO-HOO...me and Victor like celebrated

Side note....Darrell and Mike Commented on how every bad kid seems to have the name Joseph.....ha ha ain't that the truth

And the Weather was Beautiful today :)

I Would make this post longer but its almost 10 pm and i need to go to bed soon

So ill Hit you guys tommorrow after work which is the time i will be posting all my entries for the rest of the summer

Peace out and Good Nite

FUCK YOU JOE

Dont post on my blog ever again, go fuck yourself, watch who you calling a hoe and kiss my PUERTO RICAN ASS!!!!

I dont have time for ignorance and childish drama....people need to grow up!

Madd Hatein'

You know i dont understand why their are people who are always hatein' on others for what they do....i mean its not like im talking about people killing each other or backstabbing....i mean as long as you dont screw someone over whats the big deal? Sometimes people hate on me for the dumbest of reasons hence the recent filtering out of these people from my life the past couple of years....some things just open your eyes and show the truth

On that note Mr. BigJoeFromQueens get over yourself I dont know you personally but i kno who you are i'd appreciate if you didnt put my friends on blast in my blog....only i can do that.....and i dont worship Jason like a god he is my friend and i treat him with respect like he respects me.....whatever jealous rage you were in last nite when you posted that comment you need to keep to yourself cuz i will not tolerate the garbage you said about my homegirl Rikki and my homeboy Jason.....and why put your feelings on my blog?? start your own blog and put your hatefulness on there.....i have no tolerance for haters of any kind

Ugh i got so madd writing this post today guys that im in a bad mood and dont feel like posting anymore stuff today....i promise to keep it positive tommorrow no matter what trash other people put on here

Stay cool and unhateful.....

~~**EDIT**~~

I Had to add my horoscope....sooo true.......

Quickie: You're a lover, not a fighter, in general. And that's even more true, today. Smooch!

Overview: There's only one way to describe your current state of mind, heart and attitude: You're a loose cannon. If you manage to navigate the next 24 hours without getting into trouble, reward yourself. Creatively.

An Ode 2 My Friend Mary-Kate

Jason.....or i shall dubb you Mary-Kate, thank you for an interesting time last nite.....you offically pulled an Elisa....not many people can achieve the great lengths you presented yourself in your state of drunkeness last nite

There was the slurring.....the slurring and sign language together.......the leap of faith over the patio deck railing....the dissappearing beer trick....the molestation of my boobs.....and the bittersweet goodbye you gave Rikki.....twice....with your tongue....niiiice

But as we disscussed my friend Mary-Kate their are differences in our behavior when we are in our drunken state.....i fall down the stairs, you fall up the stairs....you leap over the railing, i fall into the railing.....you speak in sign language, i start speaking Puerto Rican......and somehow touching my boobs always occurs whether it be me or you lol

So i Give you a Kudos, Clap and say Bravo for an excellent performance last nite!

I leave you with saying have fun in Thailand and i'll see you in December :)

Oh and Mary-Kate eat a sandwich :P

Grey Ice Water

Well what a gloomy day today looks like so far.....

Well in reference to my last post i was a lil wasted thursday nite.... i strongly believe in if i dont remember it it did not happen :)

So its monday thus starts a new week of interesting events yet to come.....who knows what the week will bring in terms of romance? for me i hope something good....i could use a lil romance.....and speaking of roamnce....kudos to leslie for finding some kinda im happy for you girl!!

Peace Love and Stay Dry :)

SPOON

I NEED A SPOON OR THE SPOON....SPOON SPOON SPOON I WILL GET IT.....OH YEA

Think Long

So today was ok in terms of everything.....my life gets more interesting each day that passes by :)

So at the moment i am killing time b4 i go out to drink at the Green tonite with my co-workers

You know its funny sometimes being friends with guys they are so unpredictable.....even tho most of you kno i think like a guy most of the time....i do have a one track mind and think about sex like 24/7

So what is it that make guys so hard to read ladies?? nothing really you just have to think on their level and examine them.....being very observant helps also....watch them closey and you will be able to break it all down.....its definitely not rocket science :)

So my Projects are rolling along very well and for those of you who know what the dilly is i leave you with my horoscope for today :)

Quickie: You've got a vision or two. Or sixty, or seventy or a thousand. Start sharing them!

Overview: After days of feeling that something is about to turn around, you'll suddenly find that you're right. It's all over. Or, depending on your perspective, it may be just beginning. Until it really gets rolling, sit tight.

Peace Love and Drunkness.....

Brutally Honest

So i was in the shower a few minutes ago just thinkin about my days events and realized i didnt write in my blog today....oh no....and then i started to think about what i would write....and what i would call this entry

So today my day started off by one of my co-counselors kids telling me that if i am twice his size then i must be fat....mind you these kids are 7 so they are definitley filled with honesty....yea they are soo cute....he said it twice later on in the day too

Then i am also having issues with project spoon being honest in its true form....cuz how many suggestions can just really be jokes?

Then there's the people around me who like to screw around with other people....like do one thing and then 4get all about it and act like shit is alrite but really play the other person for a fool....like be so damn honest about your feelings and get some true honesty in return....and have it be nothing but brutal....yea it sucks....but ice cream can fix alot sometimes

So my entire day was filled with honesty....whether it hurt or made me confused it was there....and honestly...no pun intended...some things just had to be said....whether you like it or not

Suggestiveness

So yesterday i had a lil brain fart....ha ha....how do you kno when someone really means what they say to you? like how they suggestively talk to you and say certain things......like yea they could be joking but what if you really agree with what they suggestest to you? i mean technically it could be flirting so you flirt back right? oh the endless headaches of trying to figure out boys minds?

well my entry isn't gonna be long today cuz i gotta help some kids out but i leave you with my horoscope....oh by the way im an Aries....so if you are too enjoy :)

Quickie: Today, take a break from the breakneck pace you've been going at. You need a rest!

Peace out and Stay cool its Hot Today

All Types of Drunkness

So I must stsrt off today's post by clarifying the last one titled DRUNKEN POSTAL and saying that i was a bit wasted and just reflecting on the fact that imma bit lonely and that i want someone in my life, whether it be a summer fling or long term i want someone to cuddle with :)

So my weekend was great how was yours? let's see i got drunk thursday nite at nicole's and had a great time with my co-workers.....although i wish that i wasnt the only one who was pretty wasted...even tho migule and mike did the half bottle of tequila thing in one sitting....kudos to them cuz i woulda been on the floor or in the toliet b4 with that much tequila in me

Friday i called in sick from work.....i really shouldnt have but i didnt have nearly enough sleep to be able to work that day......then fri nite me and a bunch of my friends went out to the city and did it up.....i got TOE UP SON!!!! lol dancing all crazy and stuff.....OMG and i saw my 1st bar brawl which was quite interesting.....well it goes a lil like this......allova sudden i hear a big boom like someone was falling....and someone did and then this spanish dude ran up to the two dudes fighting and grabed a bottle tried to smash it over this guys head and then ran out of the bar....so yea it was quite intersting....and then the whoe train thing where kenny and barbara kept disappearing....that was FUCKING ANNOYING....so eventualyl i went home alone which is no problem for me....and that was basically my weekend

Oh and i got my hair done yesterday :)

DRUNKEN POSTAL

SO GRRRRRRR IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......i cannot believe what i see.....fool me once fool me twice but you cant fool me 3 times....promises promises a ring won't even do justice in my heart....nope nobody has my heart that much....i thought this one boy did 5 years ago but i was wrong.....DEAD WRONG.....OMG this could be a song....my heart.....my all.....my everything.....nothing matters nothing at all..... i try and try and try but where does that get me....nowhere....i think im at the point where i cant handle a challenge.....this sux....everything sux.....why is it everything has to be so damn diffcult.....why all the tears i cry happen for reasons deep down inside i know cant be fixed oh so easily....i just want what i want....is it so bad to finally get what i really want..i need something that im willing to compromise yup thats right i sacrifice thats all i do.....all i do....damn this sux....but i still put on a smile and do what i gotta do and be strong....cuz nobody gets the best of me....cuz i am who i am and nobody i mean NOBODY can change that.....

Lovin just sux

Bang Bang Baby!

So this morning started out with a bang....literally....Someone was shot across the street from my house a 5 am....and the 105th came banging on my door at 7:20am asking if i heard anything.... was like ummmm nooo my ass was a sleeping and of course there were like 20 something copers not really doing much.....hopefully Rikki or my cousin will or won't be a part of that preceint and if they do maybe make some changes cuz we all kno how great the 105th is

So i couldnt get my hair done yesterday cuz my hairdresser didnt have enough time :( but we rescheduled for sunday so its ok i'll have my new hairdo on monday :)

So today i am going to Nicole's yay to drink a few watch a movie and chill im so excited :)

Did i ever tell you guys that i have this little girl in my group named Aviva who is a spitting image of Annmarie....ugh everyime i look at her i see her face.....ick.....also there's this other camper who is a spitting image of Jill....freaky rite? i think so

So here's my horoscope for today :)

Quickie: It's a good day to start doing something you want to be sure gets done. Get going.

Overview: You've got a decision to make, and it's got to happen soon. The good news is that parties concerned will be just as eager as you are to get the show on the road. Go ahead -- make everyone happy.

Daydreamin'

Ahh wednesday the middle of the week....and Pizza Day....how exciting :)

So today is Elisa is getting her Hair did Day :) Im going blonder guys.....but this time a professional will be doing my hair so no more blotched hair dyeing attempts.....i dont need to go down the list of hair mistakes ive done in the past, cuz most of you have seen my wild hairdo's

So Nicole finally decided on having people over her house tommorrow nite :) we all need a lil sanity break and need to relax and chill out, and kicking back a few beers and watching a movie

So Once again I'm Posting My horoscope :)

Quickie: Go ahead -- flatter the heck out of somebody you want something from. And be honest.

Overview: Dreams and fantasies will take up your mental and emotional attention, and you won't be upset by that. You may, however, be amazed that the person you're attracted to is equally willing to dream right along with you.


Heh heh.......

Swinger

So First i want start off by by posting my horoscope.....

Overview: You're feeling both selfless and selfish when it comes to love -- an extremely enticing combination. Selfless enough to let them know you care, and selfish enough to reveal that you'll settle for no one else.

Ha how funny it that!

Well currently my love life is going nowhere, but im not settling for whatever i am a bit picky, and as we all kno im boy crazy like really boy crazy but then again what else is new??

So by the way guys i am married to another counselor appointed by mine and his campers.....lol

Well thats all for now myabe i'll write more later if something interesting happens ;)

Monday Monday

Good Morning! Well actually not so much of a good morning.....Today while i was on the bus going to work there was a bit of a distrubing scene i came across...there was this car accident on Hillside Ave & 188st one car was smashed in from the side its roof was off....winsheild and side door smashed in and a woman maybe in her late 40's early 50's in the driver's seat head tilted back and sitting probably dead cuz she wasn't moving.....very distrubing....it made me feel weird and very sadd....its been a while since ive seen a dead person and not to mention it was a car accident.....the first thought that ran through my head is that i will never drive drunk.....cuz im pretty sure this dude wasnt drunk considering it was 8 am on a monday morning and an accident that bad happened......so seeing this kinda deterred me from wanting to drive but....im still going through with my goal to learn how to drive

So my weekend was ok i got to drink a little woo hoo!!! other than that my life is pretty boring im tired cuz for some odd reason i woke up at 4 am today and couldnt go back to sleep....and project spoon is definitely gonna be alot harder of a challenge than i thought but imma still try my hardest:)

And today is gonna be hot....joy!


Peace out and Stay cool.....

Edit~~~~~~

I just thought it would be funny to post my Horoscope for the day.....

Quickie: Challenges can be good or bad, depending on how you handle them. So stay positive.
Overview: With the possible exception of an extremely startling situation early this morning, you'll be amazed at just how well the day will go, especially if you're determined to keep to your schedule -- and you will be.

How true....

I Love Rainbow Brite 

Ch-Ch-Changes

Hey guys its Saturday Morning and i am awake b4 9 am how freakin' sad is that?

So ive noticed some changes in me....im getting a lil more girly each day....how so you ask well lets see....it started with the permanent hair straughtening, the highlights, make-up, then came the tighter clothes, now guys would you believe that i stopped biting my nails and are trying to grow them long....wow the last time i grew my nails was once in high school back in 1996/1997....that was a long time ago....and i have become more vain i look in the mirror all the time....wow reading this over i kinda sound like colleen....especially the mirror thing.....buts its all love my leenis

So yea imma weird but thats ok....so i have a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of August....i lost 7 already and ive gained alot of stamina, i mean i can actually sprint run for like 30 seconds and not be out of breath....thats a big thing cuz i also used to get out of breath walking up the stairs....yea i was a lazy bastard, i feel alot healthier but i wish i was losing the weight at a faster pace....but it'll happen all in due time

Honestly all these changes came about when i woke up one morning and realized there was nothing in this world that is keeping me down.....as some of you might know for the entire fall and winter i was like really depressed and im not too sure why....and i was bitter and angry Elisa for most of that time, not the happy-go lucky person i usually was....but now as i embark on my new goals and challenges im doing it with such a positive attitude and for the right reasons i see no reason to unmotivate me, im gonna do what makes me happy and proud of myself :)

Rainy Day

Ahhh its friday.....let's give a holla out for the weekend!!

So its raining today and well its kinda nice cuz its all cold and stuff...niiice yup real niiice:)

So I have decided today that this weekend i really want to get drunk i havent been in a while....but with thise shitty weather i doubt that its giong to happen, i dunno maybe tommorrow if i dont feel so retarded after i give blood

So today i am going swimming today with my group cuz they want me too....that water is gonna be so cold which sux cuz its cold outside so i dont get to dry off in the sun

So my mission titled Project Spoon might be a bit of a challenge for me.....but i like challenges they are fun and spice things up a bit but see all i need to do is add some liquor to the project and it'll be a hell of alot easier....oh yeah ;)

Other than that my day is pretty blah and my bathing suit is bothering me cuz its has no boob support so i feel a lil free if you kno what i mean....and for those who know me feeling free with big boobs is not comfortable for a long period of time unless your sleeping

So peace out and stay dry....

This is a Long Blog for Someone with Nothing to Write About

Hello my peoples, how is everyone today? I am fine and dandy thank you

Ok so last nite i was an old woman and went to bed so early.....like 10pm early....i started to watch this program on Discovery Health Called Archie the 84Lb Baby.....yes this 2 year old baby is 84 Lbs....no kidding....but he has some kinda genetic disorder he gains weight even if he doesnt eat at all....i didnt get to finish watching it so i dont kno what happens at the end

So this strikes me up to think about something, why is it that overweight people have overweight children? i mean most fat people arent happy fat so why dont they regulate what their children eat so they dont have to go through the same stuff......the constant teasing, negative self image, and the health problems....well i'll tell you my kids aint gonna be fat....i'll make them do laps around the block

So a week from today Jason comes home from California.....yay!! party time....i actually have a busy weekend next weekend ahead of me.....thursday nite i be going to the green with some camp peoples, friday is a nite out in the city with my friends, and saturday i am going to the brooklyn brewery....busy busy busy

This weekend however i have nothing set except for i am goving blood on sat afternoon at 1pm and going to the gym beforehand......i like how my cousin signed me up and didnt tell me til yesterday....and i probably would have never known if i hadnt stopped by her house yesterday....good job Veronica

Oh yea and Congradulations to Veronica for passing her NYPD Tests and getting in to the Academy....now shes gonna be raking in the dough so shes gonna give me her car when she gets a new one....So that bring up who wants to teach me how to drive??? C'mon any volunteers??? you guys know you love me and can trust me with your cars :)

Elisa on the road....wow its about time!

Pajama Par-ty!!

Ok so it is sooo damn humid today lets hear it for the sucky weather....woot woot!!!!

So today is Pajama Day for my group at camp.....only 3 out of the 6 girls wore their pajamas to camp and of course so did I cuz i love wearing Pajamas outside.....i got my peguin ones on :)

So guess what guys i have a secret....yup a secret crush that is....and no its not who you all think it is....cuz well thats not a secret....now i can not tell you who it is cuz then it wouldn't be a secret crush....but i'll tell you as usual its a younger man....wow not thats suprising considering this is me we are talking about....so now i have a new summer goal....considering i messed up Project Red....however im still working on Project Homewrecker dont doubt for a moment im stoping that ;)

So now i need a name for my new summer goal.....any suggestions?

I think imma call it Project Spoon

All in due time....All in due time........

Sunny Days

So our extended weekend is over.....damn....sux....so how was everyone else's 4th of July?? mine was ok i did some laundry, went to the gym, and then went to Chris's house....Jill's Chris...and watched them set off fireworks and then ate some BBQ that grillmaster Jill made me.....we all kno how good Jill cooks

So while they were setting off fireworks, i almost got killed....yup killed by a helicopter firwork that shot straight at me and Chris's 2 sisters....how exciting having a flaming piece of plastic try and kill you....very exciting

So that basically was my 4th of July

Then this morning my dad asks me for $200 so he could go to Atlantic City....How annoying....but i made him drive me to work in exchange....but im getting the money back on friday anyways....so this morning i finally broke it to him that i did'nt have money to give him to move.....i was supposed to save $1,000 so we could have money to move....well we all kno my track record with saving money....he was upset but thats what u get for sitting on your ass for 6 months and not doing anything about us moving dont blame me......and then i tested him iwth my toothpatse and well he didnt use it today...damn i was ready for a screaming match!!

So today while driving to work guess who i see sitting on his stoop waiting for the special yellow school bus to pick him up.....yess it would be the devil child himself Joseph....MWAH HA HA HA HA.....evil thoughts ran across my head now that i kno where he lives

And on a sidenote.....My sister's on Vacation til sometime next week and my dad's gonna be in AC for 3 days....oh its gonna be quite beautiful the next couple of days at home too bad its not a weekend....however it will be nice to not hear any arguing and not be nagged constantly

....Bring on the Sunny Days!!!!!

I'm BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK

Ok so it has been a while since i posted anything but i promise to try my bestest to update you guys as much as possible this summer......so here's to a new fresh start on my blog


So today is the second day of camp and well for those of you who renember my experience last year it well was quite dreadful.

However this year is different i have a group of girls instead of boys and they are all so sweet. but not to dissappoint you guys in thinking that my summer is all peachy cuz i travel with the devil child himself Joseph because he's in my co counselors group so i see him in the latter part of my day....how exciting. Joseph is the devil's creation of evil in ways you can not imagine he is like lucifer's lil evil spawn....sometimes i wish i could kick him on his big head.

In other notes my white ass is sunburnt so im in pain.....see if only that one day in California at the Giants game if i had put sunblock on this would not been such a problem....but that Cali sun was like nooooo you think you can come out here and stay white youre crazy....then bam it gave me the illest farmers tan so now i look like a freak since my arms are so dark.....so tuesday i decidd to even the score and put sunblock on my tan parts and leave the whiteness bare so they could catch up and get some sun.....so now once again in sunburnt and well it sucks

Well i have nothing else to bitch about except that at 12 noon i get leave my nice air conditioned computer room at work and go out into that nasty heat and burn to a crisp.....

......so much for staying white

What up

What's going my fellow Bunnies??? HAHAHA! I missed you all!

Since Lisa isn't showing you's any love, I will! What's going on?!?! What's new and poppin'? Anything good? I know, I know... Same shit.. dif't day. I feel you!

Anyway, just stopping in to say HOLLA! Feel free to drop by My Divadom!! www.mydivadom.blogspot.com

Until next time...

Love, Peace & Divaness...

P.S. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BUNNIE! DAMN YOU OLD GIRL!!! HOLLA! LOVE YOU!

XOXOXOXOX.. DIVA

Confusion

G'Morning!!!


Okay okay okay.. So I have been going back and forth trying to figure out a new name for my blog but to be completely honest I loved My Divadom. What the hell? So, what did I do?... Well, I changed my web address back to http://mydivadom.blogspot.com I think I am going to re-name my entire blog. Any suggestions? I'm confused, very confused.

Anyway, so Lee... You want to know who brought the drama? Well, I brought the drama but, I'm allowed to. I'll give you one guess of who brought the psychopathically deranged comments and behavior. I have no time for psychotic people and their negative unsophisticated thoughts and "beliefs". Let's not waste time on the worthless, moving right along...

I hope you have a great day at school Bunnie Girl! I miss you and we have to get together to D & D (dish & drink!) I'll talk to you soon!!

Until then...

Love, Peace & Divaness...

Who loves Da Snow??

YaY Snow!!!!!......

I HATE YOU.....
You cause my paycheck to be smaller
You make it harder to walk
You make it seem like my friends live farther away than they do
You make it cold
You eventually turn dirty which makes you ugly
You keep me barred in my room

Fuck You
So who wants to live in Queens New York rite about now???
NOBODY!!!!!!!

Everyone Should Do This!!!

http://www.blogthings.com/namegenerators.html

ENJOY!!!

Grandpa Gone Wild

Ok so today i was at work and this old man on my line strikes up a conversation about my t-shirt....as some of my friends have seen my "Cereal Killer" shirt b4 its not all that interesting to have a 5 min conversation about it!!!

Anyhow.....this old man starts off saying how its not everyday that he gets rung out by a cereal killer.....blah blah blah.....then he says that it was a cool idea to put on a t-shirt....blah blah blah.....then he goes into how levis....the jean company.....puts embroderies on the back pockets of tight jeans to draw attention to girls fannies....yes he said fannies!!!......ok ewww gross this guy was like 80 and decrepted looking.....not only that he said it was a good idea!!! double gross!!!

So then he decides to tell me that when he was younger and at a nudist colony...ewwww.....he ran into some girl and said to her....your body looks familiar, but i dont remember your face....triple gross!!!!....ok so that could have been a joke so i laughed....but still gross!!

Then as he left i realized that he kept complimenting me on my shirt and what it said which i have no problem with...but the writing was on my chest.......ewww horny old man staring at my chest..........that definitly takes the cake on GROSSNESS!!!!!

Monday Monday La La

So how is everyone doing? its been a few days since i have written in my blog.....thats because i have been very busy downloading music....according to AIM ive been downloading for 4 days and 3 hours.....not too shabby i have about 450 songs!!

So what else is new in my life.....well nothing really.....my life is that boring you kno i just spice it up every now and then.....like not eating the same cereal for breakfast for the past week! ok so i have thats b/c im poor and my dumb ass sister decided to buy 5 boxes of Coco-Puffs....i mean i thought id never say this but im sick of Coco-Puffs!!!.....Maybe i should go for the Rice Krispies...lol Kim

Oh yea Kim if you read this....which you will....call me i have some interesting stuff you might wanna hear!!

So as you all know its Marting Luther King Jr. Day so thanks to dave sending me this comic strip ya'll should enjoy!! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20050116/cx_bo_uc/bo20050116

Yo Yo Yo

It's me!! I just thought I'd give the Bunnie Basket some weekend love!!

Hippity Hop it up Baby!! HAHAHAH! Love You's!

Love, Peace & Divaness...

Tommy Exists!!

He's a Real Boy!

Wow Im Tired!

Ok some of you have noticed since getting my computer ive been non stop on this thing im sry i cant help it....lol.....its making me have insomnia....but thats ok!

So today i actually left my house and went to Kim's......ok you win Kim, Tommy does exist!!
Not only that but Kim had the pleasure of picking gum off my ass that i sat on in her basement
it makes for interesting conversation i guess.

Other than that i have nothing to interesting to say other than i had a crazy dream about Anita last nite......dont worry people i still aint friends with her and never will be again....but i felt bad for her in my dream until she cursed at me!.....fuck that bitch!!

Ok so check ya peoples laterz!

Rice Krispies Say What??

Ok here im going to post a convo me and Kim had last nite about Rice Krispies
Kim is GoodLuckBear1083, I am KrAZiELiLBuNNie

GoodLuckBear1083: my rice krispies are talking to me

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: brb i want cereal now that you were

talking about it

GoodLuckBear1083: go for the rice krispies

Auto response from KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: kim made me hungry

for cereal



GoodLuckBear1083: lololol

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: lol its true

GoodLuckBear1083: that was funny

GoodLuckBear1083: are you just gonna start blaming

everything on me now like i did to you

Auto response from GoodLuckBear1083: damn need more

rice krispies...see elisa you're not the only one



KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: lol

GoodLuckBear1083: damn i spilled rice krispies

everywhere

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: LMAO

GoodLuckBear1083: fuck youuuuuuuuu

GoodLuckBear1083: i cleaned them up

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: IM CRACKING UP

GoodLuckBear1083: i told the kid that one of the rice

krispies was gay

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: whats is wrong with u today lol

GoodLuckBear1083: i started cracking up when i

realized what i've been saying to this kid

GoodLuckBear1083: omg i read your last im and started

choking on the rice krispies

GoodLuckBear1083: you tried to kill me

GoodLuckBear1083: omg omg i'm gonna puke

GoodLuckBear1083: omg

GoodLuckBear1083: :::vomit's rice krispies everywhere:::

GoodLuckBear1083: ewwwwwwwwwww

GoodLuckBear1083: :::vomit's again:::

KrAZiELiLBuNNiE: lol

GoodLuckBear1083: i feel dirty





Now if you thought that was weird enuff check out to what Kim was saying to some kid named Russel

GoodLuckBear1083 (2:32:29 AM): my rice krispies are talking to me
sandmancd666 (2:32:50 AM): lol
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:33:17 AM): well not so much anymore cuz most of them drowned
sandmancd666 (2:33:31 AM): lol
sandmancd666 (2:33:32 AM): ok
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:34:08 AM): i hear snap krackle but no pop :'(...guesss he drowned
sandmancd666 (2:35:04 AM): lmao
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:35:42 AM): do you think i'm a ditzy blonde
sandmancd666 (2:35:52 AM): nope
sandmancd666 (2:35:53 AM): not at all
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:36:42 AM): good cuz i'm not really blonde it's fake
sandmancd666 (2:37:32 AM): lol
sandmancd666 (2:37:33 AM): ok
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:38:06 AM): i'm glad pop drowned
sandmancd666 (2:38:24 AM): lmao

Auto response from GoodLuckBear1083 (2:38:24 AM): damn need more rice krispies...see elisa you're not the only one

sandmancd666 (2:38:24 AM): y
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:39:58 AM): cuz he's a jerk
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:40:04 AM): and i think he's kinda gay
sandmancd666 (2:40:26 AM): lol
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:41:32 AM): yea him and tony the tiger
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:41:42 AM): you see that bandana tony wears
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:41:46 AM): something aint right there
sandmancd666 (2:41:49 AM): lmao
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:42:28 AM): what's your take on the situation
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:42:35 AM): me and my friend think he's gay
sandmancd666 (2:43:26 AM): well umm
sandmancd666 (2:43:35 AM): i think hes ummm.......bi
sandmancd666 (2:43:37 AM): yeah thas it
sandmancd666 (2:43:39 AM): hes bi
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:45:08 AM): all i know is he deffinately prefers his friends to come in the back door
sandmancd666 (2:45:47 AM): lmao
GoodLuckBear1083 (2:47:25 AM): it feels grrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat!

yea whose with on that Kim is a Freak???

NEWS SO BIG IT GETS ITS OWN HEADLINE!

Well my friends sad to say that.....

ANITA THE DUMBASS STANTON GOT MARRIED ON DEC 29TH 2004 TO SOMEONE SHE KNEW LESS THAN 4 MONTHS IS MY GUESS, CUZ THATS HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE IVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH HER!!!!

CONGRATS BITCH I HOPE YOURE MISERABLE!!!

Yippee!!!!

Ok so today my friends you are getting the first exclusive post from my brand spankin new computer!!!! Kudos to FedEx for delivering it one day early! and Props to Mike Commisso for building it and making it purr like a kitten! so needless to say i didnt have to kill someone yesterday!!!! ALWAYS A PLUS!!!

But i must give a big FU to my brother for failing to install the wireless router so i can get cable modem internet access.....fucking bitch MUTHAF'ER!!!!!!!!!! LAZY ASS.....oh yess i be angry still using a 56k modem on such a masterpiece.

Hmmm then there's Kim who im worried about she called me around 5ish today and sounded upset and disgruntled with her boyfriend Andy.....she said she'll call me back and hasnt yet....im worried Kim call me!!!

Mike i need another copy of Office XP my cd got fucked up!!! muthaf'er brother takes it for a day and fucks it up!!!!

And so now i sit and wait for my cable modem access cuz theres nothin much i can do without it.....until tommorrrow!!

And What Did I Do Again??????

So yea my peoples Friday Nite was quite the interesting nite......

Lets just say i got real drunk....real drunk....REAL Drunk.....first and formost Kim i tried my best!!!! i definitly was on good behavior....who ever would have thought Andy and I would "burn bridges" and not only that but the whole Mal thing.....damn alcohol......i blame you Kim its all your fault....putting ideas in my head.

Best quote of the nite "No Mal Kim didnt dump you for Andy she dumped you because you smelt like sprinkles!"

So sooo much drunkness so lil time!!

Sorry for making you talk to hot boy after he got wierd Dawnie!!! i love you

And lastly KUDOS to Ken for such a great party!!

THERES NO OTHER REASON WHY PEOPLE HATE ME OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I HAVE FRIENDS!!

Ok so i must explain a lil cuz this revelation came upon me after me and Anita stopped being friends the second time.


Erica Purnell- year 1994-6th grade.....madd long ago, hated me because i was a better artist and that kids would buy my drawings for 50 cents....bitch stole my folder ending my money making business...nobody remained friends with her after they found out she was a backstabbing bitch but all stayed my friends...nobody really liked her to begin with.


Karen Navqui-year 1997-freshman year.....hated me because she said i was a fake poser....hunnie i wasnt the one drawing tears with eyeliner on my face to look cool.....real reason she hated on me becuase i sat with some of the older freaks "The Sackmanns" and they would talk to me instead of her...she wouldnt talk at the table cuz she was always "sad".....famous poser quote from Karen "ewww i would never hangout with the Facchis (the other i guess rival freak kids) there soo fake!"....needless to say shes been dating one for over 6 years!! Fucking fake poser bitch! at least i have always been true to myself.


Andre Duchebag-year1998-sophomore year.....used to come up to me in the lunchroom because we sat at the same table and tell me "i hate you, you know i fucking hate you" i respond with "thats fucking great, so dont talk to me" this went on everyday i saw him pretty much with the same remarks, i wasnt sitting at another table because they were my friends too, so get over it.....needless to say 7 years later these kids arent friends with him anymore....but guess who still are my friends.....i bet $20 he still hates me....feelings mutual.


Anita Stanton-Round 1-year1999-junior year.....came up to me in class one day and said i dont think your a true friend....actually she was pissed at me because i was friends with Lisa still because Lisa wasn't friends with her. Oh well i said...no loss.


Kim Carroll-Round 1-year 2000-sometime in the fall.....hated that i found a new group of friends to chill with so she stopped talking to me for a few months.


Rosie "fat whore" Aguirre-Round 1-year 2000- thanksgiving day......write me an anonymous letter calling me and slut and stuff cuz of some things that happened a few weeks before with what was supopposed to be the "secret 6"....actually what it was after me and jeff figured it out was that she was upset that my friends were calling for me to hang out and not her....such a hater!


Kim Carroll-Round 2-year 2001- a few days after my 19th birthday.....her boyfriend tried to blackmail me with some stuff that would have broken one of my ex-boyfriends heart....considering he was an ass and i had believed at the time that she was in on it i cut her off.....ok so this as nothing to do with the fact that i have friends it was important because it deals with Round 1.


Rosie "fat whore" Aguirre-Round 2-year 2003-springtime.......we had made up about six months b4 at her bday party that Colleen forced me to go to.....then she ignored me at Strike.....oh well peace out bitch!

Rosie "fat whore" Agurrie-Round 3-year2004-springtime.....saw her at Triple Crown....was whispering to Anita that she probably thinks i was talking about her......then she commented that we should stop talking about her cuz were stupid.....anita said no were talking about you becuz youre FAT!!.....ha ha guess she still hates me!!!


Anita Stanton-Round 2-year 2004-labor day weekend-.....i had became friends with her after the incident with Kim's Round 2.....basically she pulled the youre not a good friend shit on me again....which is bullshit because i have done so much for that girl.....and i had found out that she did something new years 2002-2003 thats was in violation of the girls code 101.....so she was the one who wasnt a good friend.....called me a fat whore and thats it i was done peace out bitch!......oh yea she always complained i was her only friend and was always jealous that i was friends with people shes know for years and how she wasnt.......thats because they dont like you bitch!.....now you have no friends!!


Annmarie, Alix, & Bobby-year 2005-this past sunday.....hate me cuz i cursed them out, for pulling some childish shit by running out on a $400 bar tab and expecting me to pay $60, when i only owed $20 which i paid that nite...and leaving my jacket on a city pole...muthaf'ers.....confronted me didnt like my response....kiss my ass f'ers!!!......and got pissed at Jay for wanting to hangout with me and Jeff....walked away from us to see if we would run after them...but you aint my friends bitches i aint going after you....be madd cuz you think Jay choose us over you....YOU AINT THAT SPECIAL BITCHES!!!


So concludes my segment.....and the bottom line is this i cant find any other real reason other than these people hate me because i have friends!!!!


I LOVE MY FRIENDS :)

Yet Another....

So my peoples its friday as you know which means that it is offically the weekend! although i work tommorrow and sunday, tonite is special becuz theres a party going on at Ken's house!!! he throws some great parties!!.....always something to look forward too!

Before i continue i must give a huge shot out to Alyssa because tommorrow is her 3rd birthday!! they just grow so fast...sniffle sniffle.

Now we all must get together and as El Senor would say "USE THE FORCE" and pray for a safe shipping of my computer case from FedEx....since they f'ed it up last time MUTHAF'ERS!!!! otherwise someone is going to die by my bare hands next tuesday!

Also give an undeserved kudos to Newegg for taking so long to get my shit processed and delivered....nevertheless Jan 11th i should be a happy child!

I must say and give props to The O.C. last nite for having Modest Mouse guest star and play 3 of their songs, they are such and underappreciated band with great talent. Actually i should give props to The O.C. for giving other underground/indie bands a chance to play their music on the show, considering their core audience is high schoolers, i mean somebody has got to broaden their horizons and get this shitty pop and punk music they listen to off the charts.
Peace out for the moment!

ME!

Rants and Raves 101

First i must start off by saying oh glad i am when i woke up this afternoon at 2pm and to see ZERO SNOW on the ground! always a pleasure!

Secondly WTF am i thinking about b4 i go to sleep at nite?? i dreamt that Jeff was getting beat up by a huge POLASKA SAUSAGE...i dunno whats up with that my friends i dont even like those kinds of sausages.

So last nite i get a phone call from a certain someone who says not to bring a certain someone else to his party....listen you dont want someone to come call them yourselves and tell them....you got their number,just becuz i live with her doesnt mean i get to play telephone between the 2 of you. man im sick of all the childish crap going on around me.

so last nite all i ask my dad is to buy some food for the house because im poor and he should be buying food anyways and i get shit for it!!! WTF!!! absolutely cant wait to move out and have my own apartment....countin the days till that can happen!!

So on that note i need to raid my kitchen because i am straving...peace out

And So it Starts....

Ok so here is my first blog entry.....

Today Newegg sent me an email saying they are finally going to send me my computer case free of charge and that i can keep the broken one at no cost!.......NO COST!! No damn COST!!! i'll tell you what it COST muthaf'ers....december 16th i had all my parts put together december 17th i called you to replace my case and now it is january 5th WTF!!!!!! 7-10 business days my ass!!!!!!!!! it COST me 3 more weeks with a shitty computer ARGH!!!! enuff on that subject!

I have to give a big ol FU to DRUGS PLUS today for cutting my hours down to 12 a week and giving all the seasonal hires more days than me, how is a little bunnie supposed to survive out there in the world???

I'm giving props to my girl Kim Carroll for finally standing up to her man Andy for being a shitty everything and telling his ass to growup!!! I mean what would you do without me around?Ok so maybe Tommy does exist in this world, because if not then im hearing those voices in your head too...lol

Props also to a good time last nite @ the City Micro-brew Bar hopping with Jay,Jeff,Rikki,Barbara,Steve,Brit,Melissa,and Craig.

Props to Jeff (the Marine) for giving me IRAQI money with Saddam's face on it! 10,000 dinars to be exact, which is equivalent to 7 dollars in the USA.

Well thats all for now if i have anything else to say i'll post it.....Peace out!