Crash & Burn

Hello my fellow readers, how is your weekend going....mine is just dandy:)

So last nite i went out and drank with Kim and some of her friends and had a great time....you find out interesting things about people when they are drunk and willing to reveal stories from their past....but its all good and fantastically awesome!

So the usual happened Elisa Got Drunk and danced on the bar with a skirt on.....i had shorts underneath you pervs.....i actually remembered my nite lol and it was all great fun.....cant wait to do it all again next week!

So moving along lets talk about my 3 projects

Homewrecker.....sigh....even tho someone else stole my project from under me it seems that no matter how hard i tried nothing would have worked.....i just dont get it

Red....double sigh......that i messed up on my own wits and have yet an oppurrtunity to fix it this summer and with the summer rapidly drawing to a close i think the likelihood of that happening is about slim to none....and to think i thought it was gonna be easy....i think i still deserve my $10 Kim

Spoon.....triple dipple sigh....only project currently in tow with the slightest chance of being completed....i have a cold heart most of the time but once in a while feelings come out and im stuck in a rock and a hard place and im wondering is it worth it?.....its like a hard thing to choose on and my options dont get any better as time passes....i really take on the words what you dont know cant hurt you....but i kno and it sux cuz i have a heart :( but i think i just might continue my mission afterall i am elisa :)

High Heat Set on Cool

So i feel a lil relaxed that today is friday....woo hoo but at the same time i am extremely tired

So apparently my Project Spoon has fallen into the hands of someone who is willing to help me without me asking for help :) thats always nice....a sista can use some help sometimes

And on that note i think i have a good chance now to make it work ;)

So i have a date tonite with my girlie Dawn to see Wedding Crashers and then grab some drinks afterwards but im tired so we'll see

And so i hear that My Friend Mike is having some lil shindig at his house and i didnt get invitied....i feel hurt :( but thats ok Mike i hope theres a good reason i wasnt invited....and i have plans anyways

On that note Adios for the weekend i'll post again on Monday, but if saturday nite with Kim turns out interesting maybe i'll post Sunday :)

Have a Great Weekend....and drink lots of Liquids ;)

Just Dandy

I'd Like to take a moment out to apologize to my readers for the retardedness and immaturity that has been taken place on my blog the past few days.....i have said my piece and moved on....just ignore any nonsense that doesnt come from me

So my Day has been Quite nice today some minor irritations but all is well

Lets see No Joseph at camp anymore WOO-HOO...me and Victor like celebrated

Side note....Darrell and Mike Commented on how every bad kid seems to have the name Joseph.....ha ha ain't that the truth

And the Weather was Beautiful today :)

I Would make this post longer but its almost 10 pm and i need to go to bed soon

So ill Hit you guys tommorrow after work which is the time i will be posting all my entries for the rest of the summer

Peace out and Good Nite

FUCK YOU JOE

Dont post on my blog ever again, go fuck yourself, watch who you calling a hoe and kiss my PUERTO RICAN ASS!!!!

I dont have time for ignorance and childish drama....people need to grow up!

Madd Hatein'

You know i dont understand why their are people who are always hatein' on others for what they do....i mean its not like im talking about people killing each other or backstabbing....i mean as long as you dont screw someone over whats the big deal? Sometimes people hate on me for the dumbest of reasons hence the recent filtering out of these people from my life the past couple of years....some things just open your eyes and show the truth

On that note Mr. BigJoeFromQueens get over yourself I dont know you personally but i kno who you are i'd appreciate if you didnt put my friends on blast in my blog....only i can do that.....and i dont worship Jason like a god he is my friend and i treat him with respect like he respects me.....whatever jealous rage you were in last nite when you posted that comment you need to keep to yourself cuz i will not tolerate the garbage you said about my homegirl Rikki and my homeboy Jason.....and why put your feelings on my blog?? start your own blog and put your hatefulness on there.....i have no tolerance for haters of any kind

Ugh i got so madd writing this post today guys that im in a bad mood and dont feel like posting anymore stuff today....i promise to keep it positive tommorrow no matter what trash other people put on here

Stay cool and unhateful.....

~~**EDIT**~~

I Had to add my horoscope....sooo true.......

Quickie: You're a lover, not a fighter, in general. And that's even more true, today. Smooch!

Overview: There's only one way to describe your current state of mind, heart and attitude: You're a loose cannon. If you manage to navigate the next 24 hours without getting into trouble, reward yourself. Creatively.

An Ode 2 My Friend Mary-Kate

Jason.....or i shall dubb you Mary-Kate, thank you for an interesting time last nite.....you offically pulled an Elisa....not many people can achieve the great lengths you presented yourself in your state of drunkeness last nite

There was the slurring.....the slurring and sign language together.......the leap of faith over the patio deck railing....the dissappearing beer trick....the molestation of my boobs.....and the bittersweet goodbye you gave Rikki.....twice....with your tongue....niiiice

But as we disscussed my friend Mary-Kate their are differences in our behavior when we are in our drunken state.....i fall down the stairs, you fall up the stairs....you leap over the railing, i fall into the railing.....you speak in sign language, i start speaking Puerto Rican......and somehow touching my boobs always occurs whether it be me or you lol

So i Give you a Kudos, Clap and say Bravo for an excellent performance last nite!

I leave you with saying have fun in Thailand and i'll see you in December :)

Oh and Mary-Kate eat a sandwich :P

Grey Ice Water

Well what a gloomy day today looks like so far.....

Well in reference to my last post i was a lil wasted thursday nite.... i strongly believe in if i dont remember it it did not happen :)

So its monday thus starts a new week of interesting events yet to come.....who knows what the week will bring in terms of romance? for me i hope something good....i could use a lil romance.....and speaking of roamnce....kudos to leslie for finding some kinda im happy for you girl!!

Peace Love and Stay Dry :)

SPOON

I NEED A SPOON OR THE SPOON....SPOON SPOON SPOON I WILL GET IT.....OH YEA

Think Long

So today was ok in terms of everything.....my life gets more interesting each day that passes by :)

So at the moment i am killing time b4 i go out to drink at the Green tonite with my co-workers

You know its funny sometimes being friends with guys they are so unpredictable.....even tho most of you kno i think like a guy most of the time....i do have a one track mind and think about sex like 24/7

So what is it that make guys so hard to read ladies?? nothing really you just have to think on their level and examine them.....being very observant helps also....watch them closey and you will be able to break it all down.....its definitely not rocket science :)

So my Projects are rolling along very well and for those of you who know what the dilly is i leave you with my horoscope for today :)

Quickie: You've got a vision or two. Or sixty, or seventy or a thousand. Start sharing them!

Overview: After days of feeling that something is about to turn around, you'll suddenly find that you're right. It's all over. Or, depending on your perspective, it may be just beginning. Until it really gets rolling, sit tight.

Peace Love and Drunkness.....

Brutally Honest

So i was in the shower a few minutes ago just thinkin about my days events and realized i didnt write in my blog today....oh no....and then i started to think about what i would write....and what i would call this entry

So today my day started off by one of my co-counselors kids telling me that if i am twice his size then i must be fat....mind you these kids are 7 so they are definitley filled with honesty....yea they are soo cute....he said it twice later on in the day too

Then i am also having issues with project spoon being honest in its true form....cuz how many suggestions can just really be jokes?

Then there's the people around me who like to screw around with other people....like do one thing and then 4get all about it and act like shit is alrite but really play the other person for a fool....like be so damn honest about your feelings and get some true honesty in return....and have it be nothing but brutal....yea it sucks....but ice cream can fix alot sometimes

So my entire day was filled with honesty....whether it hurt or made me confused it was there....and honestly...no pun intended...some things just had to be said....whether you like it or not

Suggestiveness

So yesterday i had a lil brain fart....ha ha....how do you kno when someone really means what they say to you? like how they suggestively talk to you and say certain things......like yea they could be joking but what if you really agree with what they suggestest to you? i mean technically it could be flirting so you flirt back right? oh the endless headaches of trying to figure out boys minds?

well my entry isn't gonna be long today cuz i gotta help some kids out but i leave you with my horoscope....oh by the way im an Aries....so if you are too enjoy :)

Quickie: Today, take a break from the breakneck pace you've been going at. You need a rest!

Peace out and Stay cool its Hot Today

All Types of Drunkness

So I must stsrt off today's post by clarifying the last one titled DRUNKEN POSTAL and saying that i was a bit wasted and just reflecting on the fact that imma bit lonely and that i want someone in my life, whether it be a summer fling or long term i want someone to cuddle with :)

So my weekend was great how was yours? let's see i got drunk thursday nite at nicole's and had a great time with my co-workers.....although i wish that i wasnt the only one who was pretty wasted...even tho migule and mike did the half bottle of tequila thing in one sitting....kudos to them cuz i woulda been on the floor or in the toliet b4 with that much tequila in me

Friday i called in sick from work.....i really shouldnt have but i didnt have nearly enough sleep to be able to work that day......then fri nite me and a bunch of my friends went out to the city and did it up.....i got TOE UP SON!!!! lol dancing all crazy and stuff.....OMG and i saw my 1st bar brawl which was quite interesting.....well it goes a lil like this......allova sudden i hear a big boom like someone was falling....and someone did and then this spanish dude ran up to the two dudes fighting and grabed a bottle tried to smash it over this guys head and then ran out of the bar....so yea it was quite intersting....and then the whoe train thing where kenny and barbara kept disappearing....that was FUCKING ANNOYING....so eventualyl i went home alone which is no problem for me....and that was basically my weekend

Oh and i got my hair done yesterday :)

DRUNKEN POSTAL

SO GRRRRRRR IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......i cannot believe what i see.....fool me once fool me twice but you cant fool me 3 times....promises promises a ring won't even do justice in my heart....nope nobody has my heart that much....i thought this one boy did 5 years ago but i was wrong.....DEAD WRONG.....OMG this could be a song....my heart.....my all.....my everything.....nothing matters nothing at all..... i try and try and try but where does that get me....nowhere....i think im at the point where i cant handle a challenge.....this sux....everything sux.....why is it everything has to be so damn diffcult.....why all the tears i cry happen for reasons deep down inside i know cant be fixed oh so easily....i just want what i want....is it so bad to finally get what i really want..i need something that im willing to compromise yup thats right i sacrifice thats all i do.....all i do....damn this sux....but i still put on a smile and do what i gotta do and be strong....cuz nobody gets the best of me....cuz i am who i am and nobody i mean NOBODY can change that.....

Lovin just sux

Bang Bang Baby!

So this morning started out with a bang....literally....Someone was shot across the street from my house a 5 am....and the 105th came banging on my door at 7:20am asking if i heard anything.... was like ummmm nooo my ass was a sleeping and of course there were like 20 something copers not really doing much.....hopefully Rikki or my cousin will or won't be a part of that preceint and if they do maybe make some changes cuz we all kno how great the 105th is

So i couldnt get my hair done yesterday cuz my hairdresser didnt have enough time :( but we rescheduled for sunday so its ok i'll have my new hairdo on monday :)

So today i am going to Nicole's yay to drink a few watch a movie and chill im so excited :)

Did i ever tell you guys that i have this little girl in my group named Aviva who is a spitting image of Annmarie....ugh everyime i look at her i see her face.....ick.....also there's this other camper who is a spitting image of Jill....freaky rite? i think so

So here's my horoscope for today :)

Quickie: It's a good day to start doing something you want to be sure gets done. Get going.

Overview: You've got a decision to make, and it's got to happen soon. The good news is that parties concerned will be just as eager as you are to get the show on the road. Go ahead -- make everyone happy.

Daydreamin'

Ahh wednesday the middle of the week....and Pizza Day....how exciting :)

So today is Elisa is getting her Hair did Day :) Im going blonder guys.....but this time a professional will be doing my hair so no more blotched hair dyeing attempts.....i dont need to go down the list of hair mistakes ive done in the past, cuz most of you have seen my wild hairdo's

So Nicole finally decided on having people over her house tommorrow nite :) we all need a lil sanity break and need to relax and chill out, and kicking back a few beers and watching a movie

So Once again I'm Posting My horoscope :)

Quickie: Go ahead -- flatter the heck out of somebody you want something from. And be honest.

Overview: Dreams and fantasies will take up your mental and emotional attention, and you won't be upset by that. You may, however, be amazed that the person you're attracted to is equally willing to dream right along with you.


Heh heh.......

Swinger

So First i want start off by by posting my horoscope.....

Overview: You're feeling both selfless and selfish when it comes to love -- an extremely enticing combination. Selfless enough to let them know you care, and selfish enough to reveal that you'll settle for no one else.

Ha how funny it that!

Well currently my love life is going nowhere, but im not settling for whatever i am a bit picky, and as we all kno im boy crazy like really boy crazy but then again what else is new??

So by the way guys i am married to another counselor appointed by mine and his campers.....lol

Well thats all for now myabe i'll write more later if something interesting happens ;)

Monday Monday

Good Morning! Well actually not so much of a good morning.....Today while i was on the bus going to work there was a bit of a distrubing scene i came across...there was this car accident on Hillside Ave & 188st one car was smashed in from the side its roof was off....winsheild and side door smashed in and a woman maybe in her late 40's early 50's in the driver's seat head tilted back and sitting probably dead cuz she wasn't moving.....very distrubing....it made me feel weird and very sadd....its been a while since ive seen a dead person and not to mention it was a car accident.....the first thought that ran through my head is that i will never drive drunk.....cuz im pretty sure this dude wasnt drunk considering it was 8 am on a monday morning and an accident that bad happened......so seeing this kinda deterred me from wanting to drive but....im still going through with my goal to learn how to drive

So my weekend was ok i got to drink a little woo hoo!!! other than that my life is pretty boring im tired cuz for some odd reason i woke up at 4 am today and couldnt go back to sleep....and project spoon is definitely gonna be alot harder of a challenge than i thought but imma still try my hardest:)

And today is gonna be hot....joy!


Peace out and Stay cool.....

Edit~~~~~~

I just thought it would be funny to post my Horoscope for the day.....

Quickie: Challenges can be good or bad, depending on how you handle them. So stay positive.
Overview: With the possible exception of an extremely startling situation early this morning, you'll be amazed at just how well the day will go, especially if you're determined to keep to your schedule -- and you will be.

How true....

I Love Rainbow Brite 

Ch-Ch-Changes

Hey guys its Saturday Morning and i am awake b4 9 am how freakin' sad is that?

So ive noticed some changes in me....im getting a lil more girly each day....how so you ask well lets see....it started with the permanent hair straughtening, the highlights, make-up, then came the tighter clothes, now guys would you believe that i stopped biting my nails and are trying to grow them long....wow the last time i grew my nails was once in high school back in 1996/1997....that was a long time ago....and i have become more vain i look in the mirror all the time....wow reading this over i kinda sound like colleen....especially the mirror thing.....buts its all love my leenis

So yea imma weird but thats ok....so i have a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of August....i lost 7 already and ive gained alot of stamina, i mean i can actually sprint run for like 30 seconds and not be out of breath....thats a big thing cuz i also used to get out of breath walking up the stairs....yea i was a lazy bastard, i feel alot healthier but i wish i was losing the weight at a faster pace....but it'll happen all in due time

Honestly all these changes came about when i woke up one morning and realized there was nothing in this world that is keeping me down.....as some of you might know for the entire fall and winter i was like really depressed and im not too sure why....and i was bitter and angry Elisa for most of that time, not the happy-go lucky person i usually was....but now as i embark on my new goals and challenges im doing it with such a positive attitude and for the right reasons i see no reason to unmotivate me, im gonna do what makes me happy and proud of myself :)

Rainy Day

Ahhh its friday.....let's give a holla out for the weekend!!

So its raining today and well its kinda nice cuz its all cold and stuff...niiice yup real niiice:)

So I have decided today that this weekend i really want to get drunk i havent been in a while....but with thise shitty weather i doubt that its giong to happen, i dunno maybe tommorrow if i dont feel so retarded after i give blood

So today i am going swimming today with my group cuz they want me too....that water is gonna be so cold which sux cuz its cold outside so i dont get to dry off in the sun

So my mission titled Project Spoon might be a bit of a challenge for me.....but i like challenges they are fun and spice things up a bit but see all i need to do is add some liquor to the project and it'll be a hell of alot easier....oh yeah ;)

Other than that my day is pretty blah and my bathing suit is bothering me cuz its has no boob support so i feel a lil free if you kno what i mean....and for those who know me feeling free with big boobs is not comfortable for a long period of time unless your sleeping

So peace out and stay dry....

This is a Long Blog for Someone with Nothing to Write About

Hello my peoples, how is everyone today? I am fine and dandy thank you

Ok so last nite i was an old woman and went to bed so early.....like 10pm early....i started to watch this program on Discovery Health Called Archie the 84Lb Baby.....yes this 2 year old baby is 84 Lbs....no kidding....but he has some kinda genetic disorder he gains weight even if he doesnt eat at all....i didnt get to finish watching it so i dont kno what happens at the end

So this strikes me up to think about something, why is it that overweight people have overweight children? i mean most fat people arent happy fat so why dont they regulate what their children eat so they dont have to go through the same stuff......the constant teasing, negative self image, and the health problems....well i'll tell you my kids aint gonna be fat....i'll make them do laps around the block

So a week from today Jason comes home from California.....yay!! party time....i actually have a busy weekend next weekend ahead of me.....thursday nite i be going to the green with some camp peoples, friday is a nite out in the city with my friends, and saturday i am going to the brooklyn brewery....busy busy busy

This weekend however i have nothing set except for i am goving blood on sat afternoon at 1pm and going to the gym beforehand......i like how my cousin signed me up and didnt tell me til yesterday....and i probably would have never known if i hadnt stopped by her house yesterday....good job Veronica

Oh yea and Congradulations to Veronica for passing her NYPD Tests and getting in to the Academy....now shes gonna be raking in the dough so shes gonna give me her car when she gets a new one....So that bring up who wants to teach me how to drive??? C'mon any volunteers??? you guys know you love me and can trust me with your cars :)

Elisa on the road....wow its about time!

Pajama Par-ty!!

Ok so it is sooo damn humid today lets hear it for the sucky weather....woot woot!!!!

So today is Pajama Day for my group at camp.....only 3 out of the 6 girls wore their pajamas to camp and of course so did I cuz i love wearing Pajamas outside.....i got my peguin ones on :)

So guess what guys i have a secret....yup a secret crush that is....and no its not who you all think it is....cuz well thats not a secret....now i can not tell you who it is cuz then it wouldn't be a secret crush....but i'll tell you as usual its a younger man....wow not thats suprising considering this is me we are talking about....so now i have a new summer goal....considering i messed up Project Red....however im still working on Project Homewrecker dont doubt for a moment im stoping that ;)

So now i need a name for my new summer goal.....any suggestions?

I think imma call it Project Spoon

All in due time....All in due time........

Sunny Days

So our extended weekend is over.....damn....sux....so how was everyone else's 4th of July?? mine was ok i did some laundry, went to the gym, and then went to Chris's house....Jill's Chris...and watched them set off fireworks and then ate some BBQ that grillmaster Jill made me.....we all kno how good Jill cooks

So while they were setting off fireworks, i almost got killed....yup killed by a helicopter firwork that shot straight at me and Chris's 2 sisters....how exciting having a flaming piece of plastic try and kill you....very exciting

So that basically was my 4th of July

Then this morning my dad asks me for $200 so he could go to Atlantic City....How annoying....but i made him drive me to work in exchange....but im getting the money back on friday anyways....so this morning i finally broke it to him that i did'nt have money to give him to move.....i was supposed to save $1,000 so we could have money to move....well we all kno my track record with saving money....he was upset but thats what u get for sitting on your ass for 6 months and not doing anything about us moving dont blame me......and then i tested him iwth my toothpatse and well he didnt use it today...damn i was ready for a screaming match!!

So today while driving to work guess who i see sitting on his stoop waiting for the special yellow school bus to pick him up.....yess it would be the devil child himself Joseph....MWAH HA HA HA HA.....evil thoughts ran across my head now that i kno where he lives

And on a sidenote.....My sister's on Vacation til sometime next week and my dad's gonna be in AC for 3 days....oh its gonna be quite beautiful the next couple of days at home too bad its not a weekend....however it will be nice to not hear any arguing and not be nagged constantly

....Bring on the Sunny Days!!!!!

I'm BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK

Ok so it has been a while since i posted anything but i promise to try my bestest to update you guys as much as possible this summer......so here's to a new fresh start on my blog


So today is the second day of camp and well for those of you who renember my experience last year it well was quite dreadful.

However this year is different i have a group of girls instead of boys and they are all so sweet. but not to dissappoint you guys in thinking that my summer is all peachy cuz i travel with the devil child himself Joseph because he's in my co counselors group so i see him in the latter part of my day....how exciting. Joseph is the devil's creation of evil in ways you can not imagine he is like lucifer's lil evil spawn....sometimes i wish i could kick him on his big head.

In other notes my white ass is sunburnt so im in pain.....see if only that one day in California at the Giants game if i had put sunblock on this would not been such a problem....but that Cali sun was like nooooo you think you can come out here and stay white youre crazy....then bam it gave me the illest farmers tan so now i look like a freak since my arms are so dark.....so tuesday i decidd to even the score and put sunblock on my tan parts and leave the whiteness bare so they could catch up and get some sun.....so now once again in sunburnt and well it sucks

Well i have nothing else to bitch about except that at 12 noon i get leave my nice air conditioned computer room at work and go out into that nasty heat and burn to a crisp.....

......so much for staying white