An Ode 2 My Friend Mary-Kate

Jason.....or i shall dubb you Mary-Kate, thank you for an interesting time last nite.....you offically pulled an Elisa....not many people can achieve the great lengths you presented yourself in your state of drunkeness last nite

There was the slurring.....the slurring and sign language together.......the leap of faith over the patio deck railing....the dissappearing beer trick....the molestation of my boobs.....and the bittersweet goodbye you gave Rikki.....twice....with your tongue....niiiice

But as we disscussed my friend Mary-Kate their are differences in our behavior when we are in our drunken state.....i fall down the stairs, you fall up the stairs....you leap over the railing, i fall into the railing.....you speak in sign language, i start speaking Puerto Rican......and somehow touching my boobs always occurs whether it be me or you lol

So i Give you a Kudos, Clap and say Bravo for an excellent performance last nite!

I leave you with saying have fun in Thailand and i'll see you in December :)

Oh and Mary-Kate eat a sandwich :P